July 2011
5 posts
It's Too Damn Hot
Hey Kids,
Remember me? I’m glad to see you all missed me so, though that petition was really impressive. 15,000 signatures? Quite a feat. I haven’t felt that loved since I beat Becky Schindel in the Class Treasurer election of 2004. So, I’ve made my triumphant return to the blogosphere. And how does it repay me? With a heat wave unlike any heat wave I’ve encountered...
Holiday
Please excuse my absence in posting tonight. In observance of the national holiday (Free Slurpee Day at 7-11), I’ve decided to retreat to my room for intensive studying and dedication to learning every word of Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass.
I gotta show Selena who’s boss… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVlS5Uj8Xs
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Airing My Grievances (Part 1 of what I can only...
There’s something I simply must get off my chest. It’s been weighing on me heavily now, for a few years, though more now than ever, as the issue seems to be in the spotlight of the media more and more each day. And let’s be honest, we all know they’re propagating like bunnies lately, with their rainbow colors, annoying voices and fruity tunes. We never asked for them and...
Is this thing on?
Picture me stuttering all of this out, King’s Speech-style. It’ll make it more fun, I swear.
Hey Kids,
Looks like I finally did it. Broke down and finally found a corner of the internet to pee on and call my own. And for those who know my tendency to pop a squat when the urge occurs, you must be the most surprised it’s taken...
