December 2011
3 posts
'The Twitter' and some rambling for a change...
Preface: While this post began as an evaluation of my personal use of social media, it took a weird turn (complete with GPS announcing it was “recalculating”) and ended up becoming a cathartic self reflection and for that I apologize to anyone feeling duped by the title. But not so much because you totally brought it upon yourself to kill a few brain cells by reading it in the first...
New Year's Eve
There’s no holiday I hate more than New Year’s. The ratio of ‘expectation’ vs. ‘time actually spent celebrating’ resembles a metaphoric bobble head, with ‘expectation’s’ massive head just bobbling away, completely eclipsing ‘time spent celebrating’s’ meek body. Any good party worth going to costs too much money but any...
Happy Holidays Kids!
Sorry for the blog silence. I’ll be back soon with all new snarky wordsmithery. In the meanwhile, I hope everyone enjoys their holiday season with human suitcases, Jewish cupids and a Snoozin’ Lucci.
