I highly encourage each and every one of you to check out what you’ve searched for recently on Google as it will yield hilarity and a bit of self pondering. We’ve all had those momentary lapses in brain power where you Google the spelling of a word you know you’re not spelling right (“daiquiri” and “aneurysm” are two that come to mind most recently for me. I’m pretty sure they weren’t in the same context, though), or used Google to find out the name of the song we’ve been singing for HOURS (“duh duh duhhhhh duh duh fire something something duhhhhh dance floor lyrics”) or to recall a detail of information that you know you know, but can’t seem to recall for the life of you (“name of boy in My Side Of The Mountain by Jean Craighead George”. The answer is Sam, and 15 years later, that book is still ruining my life).
Still embarrassed? I’ll go first. I present to you, in alphabetical order, the highlights of my recent google searches.
arizona supermarket robbery (This is concerning to me, too)
bane of my existence
back of thigh muscle
balls in the air (Yup)
becomes the master
crumbs in lap (Arguably this was for a previous blog post’s image, but still)
cacoa goji energy chunks
charlize theron face
chuseok (I impress myself sometimes)
deer 14th street dc
danielle jonas (But then this happens and I’m no longer impressed)
gnats in kitchen
how many bottles of wine for 20 people
I’m sorry (That was the entire entry. Also concerning)
opening a jar
omarosa (as in The Apprentice.)
pilot light out leaking gas (Note to self: seek emergency help for a situation like this in the future instead of just perusing the internet for advice)
soh ca toa
tweedle dee and tweedle dum
trader joes banana muffins
washing shins (Okay, also for a previous blog post but it looked too funny in my search history to not include it)
What are some of your best previous search entries? Or at least, some that you’re willing to share with the group. I definitely edited my list for your sake - and mine.